Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Calling yourself a chick magnet

Calling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high-five you for

Pee-wee's galactic outlaw origin story started with a stolen bicycle and zero shame

flanked by cream stars and "ESTD" and "1909

Pho is the only food that lets you print profanity on a shirt and hide behind a pronunciation guide

" Bold cream block letters read "CUPIDS" below

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Calling yourself a chick magnetRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,