I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun

Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

holding a baseball bat

Orange-to-red gradient graffiti-style lettering reads "DEEBO" with a yellow brush stroke accent behind it

Massachusetts was already steeped in minor league tradition by the turn of the century

Arched white text reads "MUNCIE FRUIT JARS" across the top

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-SpunCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved