Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Hoodie Color:Military Green with a red banner across

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

Pink uppercase letters read "SAN FRANCISO

Listing all three plurals of octopus without picking a winner is the most aggressively neutral stance anyone has ever taken in a war nobody asked them to join

and brown vintage postcard-style illustration depicts a mid-century hotel with a rooftop "SEA GULL" sign

but picking a side was never up for debate

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Hoodie Color:Military Green with a red banner acrossKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal