Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M GE 909-58" beside white script

GE 909-58" beside white script reading "Cocktails

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid-swing flanked by small stars

Black stylized script reads "Futurama" above a red circle backdrop framing a mid-century modern building silhouette

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

flowing 1970s-style letterforms with a vintage worn texture

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M GE 909-58" beside white scriptJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,