The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Formalizing the business just justifies

Formalizing the business just justifies the gas money

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

" formed by a lasso swung by a vintage cartoon cowboy in a ten-gallon hat

Harris and Proctor never learned

and red tie

The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt perkasie Formalizing the business just justifiesBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen