Fart Loading - Unisex Tank Top ohio Pink uppercase letters read "SAN

Pink uppercase letters read "SAN FRANCISO

clean white sans-serif text reads "I Like" and "Piña Coladas" stacked on two lines

A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

And the only prescription

" "LET YOU DOWN

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