The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE

"CAUTION • EXPLOSIVE

Give a Hoot Don't Pollute

The open book on the crest is fitting because nobody involved has actually read one

Distressed white cursive text reads "Science" above a vintage line-art illustration of a scientist in a lab coat and goggles working at a bench with beakers

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The Beavers Are Calling And I Must Go - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL "CAUTION • EXPLOSIVEAnswering the call of beavers with the same reverent tone people use for mountain summits is the most committed bit of plausible deniability since "I read it for the articles." Grandma sees a nature lover, your friends see a confession. The Details: Flowing golden yellow script text reads "The Beavers Are Calling" across the top. Below, a detailed vintage style illustration depicts a beaver sitting on a riverbank, rendered in golden brown and dark