Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M above large white cursive script

above large white cursive script reading "Paperweights" with a swooping tail underline and a white banner reading "BASEBALL CLUB

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room

" with white script below reading "Watch out for that first step

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M above large white cursive scriptTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered