You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL a mid-century destination boasting 48

a mid-century destination boasting 48 lanes during the 1950s bowling boom

Ranking safety third implies it still made the list

Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet

Distressed yellow irregular badge shape holds Victorian-style dark text reading "Murphy's" at top left

Curved white block text along the bottom reads "MOSQUITOES

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL a mid-century destination boasting 48Santa winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red