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and places like these gave it a soul

Ranking safety third implies two higher priorities

Arched distressed white text reads "CRISFIELD" above stacked distressed text reading "CRABBERS

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Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL recalling early pixel-based computer terminalTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the